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RUSSIA ANNEXES NORTH KOREA
RUSSIA ANNEXES NORTH KOREA
Russia has annexed North Korea without a shot being fired. Now known as the North Korea Special Economic Zone of the Russian Federation, it is presided by puppet dicktaster Kim Kong Un, aka Tin Pot Kim.
Kim has been happily sending his countrymen to Russia, where they are sent to die on the front line in Putin's attritional war with Ukraine. He hopes that this will curry favour with his Russian overlord.
Putin, for his part, is rapidly running out of soldiers, despite a recent conscription drive. Having North Koreans to throw at the meat grinder while keeping Russian soldiers back has been a boon in that a North Korean soaking up a Ukrainian bullet means one less bullet available for a Russian soldier.
Speaking of bullets, Putin is also running out of ammunition. Soldiers are being sent to the front line with a bare minimum of ammunition, and also without even basic equipment such as helmets. North Korea has come to the rescue, selling Putin their old, rotten surplus ammunition that they otherwise couldn't give away. This ammunition is so bad that Russian soldiers are complaining that it frequently fails to fire.
Ukraine is well-aware of this supply line, and has utilized its drones to damage the Trans Siberian Railway, the east-west rail route being used to carry North Korean ammunition supplies to Moscow.
The jury is out on which is a better situation for the Russian soldiers, crappy North Korean ammunition or no ammunition whatsoever.
Russia has annexed North Korea without a shot being fired. Now known as the North Korea Special Economic Zone of the Russian Federation, it is presided by puppet dicktaster Kim Kong Un, aka Tin Pot Kim.
Kim has been happily sending his countrymen to Russia, where they are sent to die on the front line in Putin's attritional war with Ukraine. He hopes that this will curry favour with his Russian overlord.
Putin, for his part, is rapidly running out of soldiers, despite a recent conscription drive. Having North Koreans to throw at the meat grinder while keeping Russian soldiers back has been a boon in that a North Korean soaking up a Ukrainian bullet means one less bullet available for a Russian soldier.
Speaking of bullets, Putin is also running out of ammunition. Soldiers are being sent to the front line with a bare minimum of ammunition, and also without even basic equipment such as helmets. North Korea has come to the rescue, selling Putin their old, rotten surplus ammunition that they otherwise couldn't give away. This ammunition is so bad that Russian soldiers are complaining that it frequently fails to fire.
Ukraine is well-aware of this supply line, and has utilized its drones to damage the Trans Siberian Railway, the east-west rail route being used to carry North Korean ammunition supplies to Moscow.
The jury is out on which is a better situation for the Russian soldiers, crappy North Korean ammunition or no ammunition whatsoever.
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NO FUTURE FOR RUSSIA
NO FUTURE FOR RUSSIA
Russian president Vladimir Putin is selling out Russia's future. One of the defining characteristics of a strong, financially-stable country is its gold reserve. With declining revenue from oil sales, due to both sanctions and Ukrainian strikes on Russia's oil-refinery infrastructure, which are a direct response to Russia's attacks on Ukrainian civilian infrastructure, Putin has resorted to selling off Russia's gold reserves to fund his war in Ukraine.
A country's gold reserve backs up its cash holdings. When the gold reserve is diminished, the cash is devalued. As the cash becomes worth less, Putin has to sell off more of the gold reserve to continue funding his war. Causing the cash to become worth even less. Ad infinitum.
Due to sanctions, this gold is not for sale on the open market. So it's being sold in-country, and to none other than the oligarchs. They are using their quickly-depreciating rubles to purchase the country's gold. The average Russian cannot afford to buy this gold.
Eventually, when the Russian economy completely collapses, the oligarchs will be the only ones in Russia to have financial security, assuming they haven't already fled the country. The rest of the Russian populace will be left holding worthless pieces of paper, useful only as bathroom tissue.
The smartest thing Putin can do right now is admit defeat, cut his losses, and start rebuilding his country. But he's not that smart.
This is what awaits the next generation of Russians. Vladimir Putin has turned Russia into the toilet of the world. It's time for all good Russians to get off the pot and wipe away the Pootin.
Russian president Vladimir Putin is selling out Russia's future. One of the defining characteristics of a strong, financially-stable country is its gold reserve. With declining revenue from oil sales, due to both sanctions and Ukrainian strikes on Russia's oil-refinery infrastructure, which are a direct response to Russia's attacks on Ukrainian civilian infrastructure, Putin has resorted to selling off Russia's gold reserves to fund his war in Ukraine.
A country's gold reserve backs up its cash holdings. When the gold reserve is diminished, the cash is devalued. As the cash becomes worth less, Putin has to sell off more of the gold reserve to continue funding his war. Causing the cash to become worth even less. Ad infinitum.
Due to sanctions, this gold is not for sale on the open market. So it's being sold in-country, and to none other than the oligarchs. They are using their quickly-depreciating rubles to purchase the country's gold. The average Russian cannot afford to buy this gold.
Eventually, when the Russian economy completely collapses, the oligarchs will be the only ones in Russia to have financial security, assuming they haven't already fled the country. The rest of the Russian populace will be left holding worthless pieces of paper, useful only as bathroom tissue.
The smartest thing Putin can do right now is admit defeat, cut his losses, and start rebuilding his country. But he's not that smart.
This is what awaits the next generation of Russians. Vladimir Putin has turned Russia into the toilet of the world. It's time for all good Russians to get off the pot and wipe away the Pootin.
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SESAME STREET ANNOUNCES NEW MUPPET
SESAME STREET ANNOUNCES NEW MUPPET
The children's television show Sesame Street has announced a new muppet, Kremlin the Frog. The new character was an unplanned addition, having moved in suddenly from the much-larger neighboring Moose-Cow Street during what he called a "special trash operation to de-Grouchify the street". He was heard asking "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?", and upon arrival immediately tried to take over the territory, commencing with a column of garbage-collection trucks.
Oscar, the duly-elected Block Captain, said "He can call it what he wants, but this is a war against garbage, plain and simple."
Oscar said he would be contacting his allies to impose sanctions against Moose-Cow Street. In a show of solidarity, Mr. Hooper, proprieter of the only store on Sesame Street, has refused to sell to Kremlin.
Drone operator The Count has conducted numerous strikes against Kremlin's garbage-collection trucks from the high ground of his castle, and can often be heard keeping track of his successes by calling out "one explosion, two explosions, three explosions, ah-ah-ah!"
Partisan movements in the territory have sprung up. One such movement is Atrash, composed of both residents of Sesame Street and residents of Moose-Cow Street who are opposed to the war. One Atrash commander, identified only by his callsign "Big Bird" in accordance with Sesame Street protocols, has cryptically stated "It's a magic carpet ride. Every door will open wide", possibly alluding to The Count's drone attacks blowing open the garbage-collection trucks.
It remains to be seen if Kremlin will be a permanent addition to Sesame Street, or if he will be cast out and kicked back to Moose-Cow Street in disgrace.
The children's television show Sesame Street has announced a new muppet, Kremlin the Frog. The new character was an unplanned addition, having moved in suddenly from the much-larger neighboring Moose-Cow Street during what he called a "special trash operation to de-Grouchify the street". He was heard asking "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?", and upon arrival immediately tried to take over the territory, commencing with a column of garbage-collection trucks.
Oscar, the duly-elected Block Captain, said "He can call it what he wants, but this is a war against garbage, plain and simple."
Oscar said he would be contacting his allies to impose sanctions against Moose-Cow Street. In a show of solidarity, Mr. Hooper, proprieter of the only store on Sesame Street, has refused to sell to Kremlin.
Drone operator The Count has conducted numerous strikes against Kremlin's garbage-collection trucks from the high ground of his castle, and can often be heard keeping track of his successes by calling out "one explosion, two explosions, three explosions, ah-ah-ah!"
Partisan movements in the territory have sprung up. One such movement is Atrash, composed of both residents of Sesame Street and residents of Moose-Cow Street who are opposed to the war. One Atrash commander, identified only by his callsign "Big Bird" in accordance with Sesame Street protocols, has cryptically stated "It's a magic carpet ride. Every door will open wide", possibly alluding to The Count's drone attacks blowing open the garbage-collection trucks.
It remains to be seen if Kremlin will be a permanent addition to Sesame Street, or if he will be cast out and kicked back to Moose-Cow Street in disgrace.
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